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LOVE POEMS FOR BUTCHERS is my debut collection of short stories. It includes two previously published short stories—“How to Give a...

January was all about finalizing grad school applications and trying to shake off the disastrous effects of dating CryBabyRomeo. I'm not sur

Enthusiasm and excitement in dating can be very snowball-esque. A little super-charged enthusiasm here, a smidge of fantastic flirting there

2012 was supposed to be my year of yes, and because I had said I would (and a person is nothing without their word) when CryBabyRomeo asked

I'm what you might call a feast or famine dater. When I'm in school, studying hard and preparing grad school applications, and just general

I read this article by Katherine Ashenburg Do Vancouver Men Suck & then I read this response by Jorge Amigo Do Vancouver Women Suck, A Reade

So here I am, with online guy after online guy, giving out second chances because maybe they're just nervous about online dating or,...

So TheNickName and I had had our 2nd Date where I'd been the dirty slut sexy vixen you all know and love me to be and it was okay. Let's be

One of the most important factors in dating is attraction. I've always felt that I have some control over my attraction to others. Or, if I

Things had gone well enough on our first date. He was smart as hell, if not also a bit arrogant but forgivably so. The date was relatively f

Exams were coming to a close and things with TheNickName were at a standstill. In light of the flakiness of people in general, the inexactit

Date's On. Sunday night was the first date with TheNickName. On Monday we text, on Tuesday we text though not feeling great, on Wednesday

He messaged me first on plenty of fish. It wasn't anything wild or particularly amazing but it showed that he'd read my dating profile and h

Hello Vancouver, I'm here to tell you that this girl fucks. I should probably elaborate lol. The truth is that I'm not looking for a husba

There is no denying it, I was incredibly disappointed with how things turned out with Trucker Joe. Maybe not so much about him specifically

So that was that, I'd had 6 dates with Trucker Joe. 6 dates full of fun activities and like real actual date shit like I've always wanted, w

The other day I was looking at this warning label on a shirt and it said Dry Clean Only which is fun because I immediately washed it anyway

It had taken 4 dates to get to first base with Trucker Joe, and though I wasn't ready for a home run, I was genuinely looking forward to our

When last we'd left off, I'd gone on 3 fun and lovely dates with Trucker Joe but hadn't had even the slightest of kisses. I had, however, ma

"What if things work out with Trucker Joe, at least for a little while I mean, and I don't go on any more bad dates (ie. things become serio